Ann Coulter: Blonde Fascist with a Big Gun

I have a theory. I think that the Queen of the Half Truth, the Adolf Hitler with Better Hair, the one, the only Ann Coulter may be.....the devil. No, hang in with me here, this will make sense eventually.

Yes, she is cute in a sorority girl with no self esteem kinda way, but have you ever heard her actually talk? Pure evil. The fact that mainstream media even allows this vapid, irritating little spin monster to headline anywhere leaves me with little faith in viewer intelligence. And hey, I can handle conservatives with a point of view, with an argument, something to bring to the table. All sides of the argument should be heard and debate is a lost art in this country. But this woman couldn't stand up to a valid argument to save her life.

The crap that she spouts off on a daily basis can only be called hate speech, as she shows during a question and answer session at a college in October. Ms. Coulter was insulted by what she saw during a recent airport visit. Too many "blond haired people" were being searched for her taste. In her opinion we could speed things up a bit if we just used a "color swatch" to determine who should be searched. Are you kidding me? Color swatches? Could there possibly be someone so bigoted, so idiotic to be found not under a white sheet or sig heil?

But on to other issues, shall we? Lets talk about a cause near and dear to Ms. Coulters heart: womens rights. How about her article villifying female cops? An article titled, by the way, "Freeze! I just got my nails done!" Brushing aside all the hard work and lives saved by female police officers around the country, her entire argument is summed up in the oh so pithy point that "women just arent as strong as men." Well here's a thought, Ann. Why don't you try telling that to the well trained, well armed female members of your local polic force? I am sure they would love your input. And speak for yourself, though I don't see you at home with the kids waiting by the door with your husbands slippers. How's hypocrisy treating you these days, anyway?

To sum up, years from now, when we are all old and grey, we will look back at this era of authors and political commentary and throw up in our mouths a little bit when we think of Ann Coulter. But no worries. I'm sure some day soon she will come out on national tv with her live-in lover Ruth and explain that her years of badgering anyone not white and Christian was just a self hate thing she had to work through. Until that day, faithful reader, just change the channel.