Tucker Carlson: The Dance from Grace

Imagine my sick delight when I pick up a TV Guide in the checkout line of my grocery store and see a picture of Tucker Carlson, formerly of CNN's Crossfire, posing with a sequine wearing, orange skinned ballroom dancer. It was Christmas come early. It was sugary sweet, chocolate dipped irony. Oh, how the smug have fallen.

Sure, he is on the show with liberal mouthpiece Jerry Springer, (I know, I know, let that statement sink in a little bit) but I have come to expect a little bit of humiliating behavior from him. It's kind of his thing. But seeing Mr. Self Impressed Neo Con co-starring with Mario Lopez and doing the cha-cha does my heart some good.

Now if we can just get Ann Coulter on that show with Flava Flav, this country may just be on track.